Burning Man Sucks.
Don't expire by yourself in the burning sun - expire next to one of us under our ramshackle structure.
Why just eat ramen, when you can eat 'gourmet' meals prepared by stoned, patchouli soaked idiots in dirty pans? We don't do vegan because cats don't eat tofu.
We're bringing water this year. It's going to taste funky by the last day.
Yeah, we're bringing bikes to reduce camp fees. Rent one. They aren't shit like the ones you get elsewhere.
We have a lot of events. For a camp our size - we have an event for every couple people. Most have only a couple for a large group.
I was expecting drug fueled orgies in the playa. I spent my volunteer nights cutting out cat pictures from 'Family Circle'. Some guy called 'Evil' asked my to fix his iPad 'since you're Asian'. I have taken up knitting and hate all these bastards.
I used to have extreme fun from Pattaya to Ibiza with the rich and famous. After watching some old dude try to light a propane stove for 45 minutes to cook ramen and tuna - I realized that life is pain.
Ater telling one camper I was really a dude, I really lost faith in humanity. They really don't care - and not in a way that makes me comfortable at all.