Our 'Services'

Camping with us is a life scarring experience


Don't expire by yourself in the burning sun - expire next to one of us under our ramshackle structure.


Why just eat ramen, when you can eat 'gourmet' meals prepared by stoned, patchouli soaked idiots in dirty pans? We don't do vegan because cats don't eat tofu.


We're bringing water this year. It's going to taste funky by the last day.


Yeah, we're bringing bikes to reduce camp fees. Rent one. They aren't shit like the ones you get elsewhere.


We have a lot of events. For a camp our size - we have an event for every couple people. Most have only a couple for a large group.

Through a series of unfortunate choices, we have enough money to do stupid crap like this, but not to do anything useful. Yay us. We’re mostly tech nerds and professionals.We think that Burning Man stuff should be weird, interactive, and not be to make piles of money for the organizers. We are succeeding very well on the last point.  Join us in losing thousands of dollars and spiraling toward a life on the streets while giving away cat themed gifts.

Camp Store

Yeah - we got a store for dues and crap. Contact us directly - PayPal has high fees we can use on booze.

Give us money!

Ben Franklin, on a hundred dollar bill, smiles, having recieved a kiss on the forehead

Yeah – if you just want to donate money – go for oy.  It’s cheaper though if you  use crypto or direct transfer though.

fly-in burner package

  • 1 ‘2 person’ Tent (realistically – this barely fits one plus your shoes)
  • 1 40F or better sleeping bag

Regular Registration

Camp dues.  Yay.

Bike Rental (Non-Kitty) 26″

A medium sized bike by default.  Uncomfortable if you are very big or very small.  Sorry.  If you need something special tell us and we’ll try.  If we have time we’ll actually buy a new one that fits you.

This includes a lock.  You’ll lose your bike without this.

Life is pain. Join this camp.

Hear what previous victims say about our camp!
Amanda Lay

Amanda Lay

Life changing experience

I was expecting drug fueled orgies in the playa. I spent my volunteer nights cutting out cat pictures from 'Family Circle'. Some guy called 'Evil' asked my to fix his iPad 'since you're Asian'. I have taken up knitting and hate all these bastards.

Ginger Vitus

Ginger Vitus

Changed my life

I used to have extreme fun from Pattaya to Ibiza with the rich and famous. After watching some old dude try to light a propane stove for 45 minutes to cook ramen and tuna - I realized that life is pain.

Harry Beaver

Harry Beaver

Acceptance to emptiness

Ater telling one camper I was really a dude, I really lost faith in humanity. They really don't care - and not in a way that makes me comfortable at all.

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